I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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