Quick, to the slutcave!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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