Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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