I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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