you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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