Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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