Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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