forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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