so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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