5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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