Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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