whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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