Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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