we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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