I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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