Already got asked if we're dating
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
These tits shall not be calmed
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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