Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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