just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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