i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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