so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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