dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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