I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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