Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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