hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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