I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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