"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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