Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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