You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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