Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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