yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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