Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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