Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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