yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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