Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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