ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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