shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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