it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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