dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
