Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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