I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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