she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have aggressive nipples.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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