If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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