he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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