New low: just hacked my moms facebook
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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