Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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