He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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