ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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