You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We are two peas in an std pod
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize