i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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