So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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