Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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