all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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