new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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its like you know when i get waxed
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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