People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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