But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
my liver is dry heaving
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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