are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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