One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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